City Pubs Award Page
Ok, this is the crunch, you reckon you got a top quality site, or someone else has, and you wanna sign to have it scrutinised by us, the Pubs Ministers. Well you think it's gonna be one of them boring old sign up and get picture awards where it doesn't matter on the quality you'll get it anyway so that it links back to their site. Well have you got another thing coming, this one is different, on this one you will get an award yes you shall, but your site better be good or the consequences could be dire...
...the site will be rated kinda like a star system, there are 5 ratings for sites and they range from, well you can see from the examples below. If we reckon it's naff, then we'll tell you so, and you'll get the dire one to put on your site. Of course you don't have to put it on, but there'll also be a list of all sites that have this award and the rating we give you so there'll be no dodging that way.
If you disagree with the judgment that Gizzard and Say_Ten give you then, tough! Our decision is final and the only way you can improve your rating is to improve your site. Of course we'll give you a brief review of the site include plus points and minus points, so you can work on improving it no matter what rating we give you. Your site shall be judged on the following points:
- Content
- Speed
- Presentation
- Reliability - as in working links etc...
So if you wanna sign up, then fill in the form below:
The results will be posted to whatever e-mail addy is on that page, so there's no cheating there.
You wondered what you could get, well here are the five ratings:
From left to right:
- The supreme golden boxers award for pants of epic proportions.
- The trendy ck boxers for quality, if not originality.
- The everyday black briefs for avoiding doing anything too challenging, both in ability, and originality.
- The school boy elasticated briefs for the those obviously still in training.
- The brown Y fronts with cream trim for total lack of style, and a general all round cruddyness.
These pictures kindly provided by Corpus-Deus.
From left to right:
- The purple frilly pussy pants of power.
- Lacy black ones.
- 70's flower power hang off the hip jobbies.
- The pink belly warmers.
- The OAP restraining gusseted crappy pants from hell.
These pictures kindly provided by Bane Huntress.
And the best site reviewed that month will get a special monthly award on top of the normal award also! Which looks something like this:
This picture provided by Gizzard.
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